Shortest game of 40K ever at ETC

[NeckFace]

Setup is Dawn of War and I believe its a Russian SM player vs. a French Tau player

Tau gets deployment. Deploys One HQ. SM doesn't deploy anything (plans on moving everything in later turns)...

Tau player infiltrates kroot along opponents table edge leaving no space to move on to. SM player can not deploy army and Tau player wins...

[daemion]

hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahaha. look at the look on his face. friggin priceless!

[Sectiplave]

hahaha, he really didn't think about that one

[NeckFace]

well apparently the Tau player even warned the SM player against it.

and the guy's army is White Scars - no Khan, no rhinos, no drop pods any where?  dude deserved it.

the french dude sounded awesome, had a game with the russian after which he still won

[Lazarus]

but cant some SM units come on from the sides like scouts, i cant remmber the rule name. Out flank or something.

[NeckFace]

geez, half your army is going to love this;  yeah Matt, units with the Scout of Infiltrate USRs can deploy in reserve and Outflank.  the White Scar Special Character also allows units in your army to outflank in exchange for Combat Tactics too, as far as i know

but that's the thing - this White Scar player didn't have ANYTHING that could outflank, infiltrate, deepstrike or tank shock.  so his entire army got blocked from ever entering the table

[kittenslayer]

LOL, Tre Bien!!!!!

[Antony]

I guess it must be the Russian guy checking his rule book, "you can't do that, can you??? "     priceless

[Fujin]

Jeff Traish (Team Oz) lost one of his rounds at the Fantasy ETC in his first turn - Vampire Lord + str11 Gateway = end game.

[Mirage.]

Well he hadnt lost the game, but he wouldve needed a miracle to win (referring to the vampire lord game)